Ever tarted up your property, posted some extremely flattering photos online and then invited a number of strangers to think about its sex – I mean street – appeal?
Well i’ve, quite recently in reality, and allow me to state the complete process that is nerve-racking of a house seems distinctly like internet dating.
To start my seek out the buyer that is perfect I considered a charming matchmaker (she might choose her real task title: real estate professional), whom were able to talk up most of the positive popular features of my two-bedroom product in a Tinder-style triumph of an advertisement.
And when the words “beautifully maintained”, “light and bright”, “easy usage of EastLink” plus the enviable “separate toilet” don’t obtain the heart pounding, I wonder: can you even have pulse?
We made the house look great, and published some well-lit photos. Picture: Stocksy
Following the well-lit photos had been posted, the agent’s phone started initially to perhaps maybe not only “ding” with virtual kisses, but really band. (When it comes to smug-marrieds among you, take note this hardly ever happens through the frequently distinctly unromantic journey that is internet dating.)